You hate relena because...
001
[ From: DeathdroidMK2@aol.com ]
I hate Relena cause all she does is sit, whine and shout Heero. I have not seen
endless waltz yet but Im sure she is just the same as in G-wing. She should be
killed by:
1) Hacked into pieces by Deathsythe
2) Shot 50 times by Heero
3) Being shot by Gundam wing zeros' beam cannon
Keep your site rolling!!
GokuMew2
Thanks for your comments. Hmm... why should Heero shoot
her fifty times? Why shouldn't he take his time and shoot her more than that?
As for being shot by Wing Zero's Beam Cannon, I think that kills her too fast.
Perhaps something a little slower? Hacked by Deathscythe's Beam Scythe sounds
good. ^______^
002
[ From: XxHeeraMazukoxX@aol.com
]
Relena is sooooo annoying, she dosent get it, you don't solve war favorably by
getting rid of weapons! Why dose she have to bug Hee-chan so much *teary eyed*
It isnt fair!!
Sithjester
Poor Hee-chan.
003
[ From: masterman_anime@adress.com
]
The reson i hate relena is that i think shes a stalking little self centered
bitch from hell.
GokuMew2
Short, but to the point. Thanks.
004
[ From: NekoDyuo@aol.com ]
I hate Relena because in that one episode she actually *asks* (well, screams is
more like it) Hiirou to kill her. I admit, it'd be kind of interesting to have
Hiirou point a gun to your head, but it makes me wonder *why*? Relena actually
wants to die (I don't blame her. ^^)! But those of you who think she's strong...
well... that was a big piece of evidence saying SHE'S NOT! She's a pretty weak
character to be asking for someone to kill her. Suicide is for cowards! I hate
her because she's naive. Total peace is an impossible dream in any world.
Pacifists say pretty stuff but I doubt if they really know how much honor and
passion goes into a battle. Relena's a great example of such people! And yes,
she IS very unattractive. She's about as scary as Wufei in a pink tutu (I've
actually SEEN that, by the way O__O). And Hiirou IS NOT Relena's! UGH! I hate it
when people try to prove that... I think Relena should go run off with Dorothy
already! :D? So there you go. A nice, healthy insight to why *I* hate Relena! As
for Relena Torture Techniques? Well...:
1) Put Hiirou in her sights, but far enough to where she'd have to scream to
contact him (We'll give Hii-chan earplugs. ^^). Eventually she'll exhaust
herself to death! That's a nice slow death. :D
2) Get Hiirou to admit he'd much rather have Duo than Relena to her face. YAY!
Emotional torture! Gaurunteed to be a slow, depressing death that's fit for a
FORMER queen!
GokuMew2
That's a first. We've never seen anyone spell Heero as
"Hiirou" before. (Should be either "Hiiro" or "Heero.") Anyway, it'd be a
privilege if Heero points a gun to your head, ain't it? ^_^ Wufei in a pink
tutu? My goodness... Well, Dorothy isn't that bad a character, is she? Psychos
er cool! So putting Dorothy with relena is quite an insult on Dorothy's part.
Thanks for your comments. =D
005
[ From: IIQuaT12eII@aol.com ]
cus i like heero. Relena should die die die ..... hmmm i like quatre too
**searches for an anti dorothy site**
Sithjester
Well, it's good that you want relena to die...but not
liking her just because you like Heero doesn't make any sense. There's no reason
to hate the males' "female equivalent" just because you like the male. I
love Quatre, and I also like Dorothy. Sure, she stabs him, but
aside from that she's coo ^_^ There are lots of good reasons to hate relena, but
liking Heero and hating her by default is not one of them.
006
[ From: Gshoujo_Ayanami@msn.com
]
um, let's see here....well, fer starters, all she does during the entire series
is yell/scream/yodel "HEEEEERRRRROOOO!!". Gadzooks! Psycho woman! What's wit
that? Ack, she REALLY has nothing better to do (when does she ever??). An' what
kind of sick person wants an assassin to kill her? Hmmm? that's a mystery
that'll never be solved....(who'd wanna anyways? not me.) First off,
+she needs a life.
Second,
+ she doesn't have one.
I think that she must be banned from any GW site. Damn, she's ugly. An' I gotta
friend who LIKES her.....(yuk). Plus, how is she pretty? Tell me, when is she?
Never. No duh. I dunno why he likes her anyways.....I don't even know why
*cough* supporters *cringe, gasp, sigh* like her. That's yet another mystery
that'll never be solved.
GokuMew2
relena yodelling. ^_^;; That's something... relena's just
stupid. Let's put it that way. Well, not that you didn't know that already.
Pro-relena people can support her if they want. Their opinions count too, ya
know? We're not the only people in the world. Some people have really stupid
ideas about how relena is good though.
007
[ From: crutchboy101@yahoo.com ]
hi!
i couldnt take it anymore that people are so blind and they keep on defending
relena. who cares if shes a compassionate, pretty(so untrue!!) and all other
crap they say about relena. To hell with them!!!! anywayz, i hete relina
because:
-It seems that there is no other word in her vocabulary but
HHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!! (ehem, this word is pronounced with need, yes
maybe lust. It doesnt matter! its a whine..)
-her world revolves around everything pink and a guy named heero. What the hell
is she thinking?!
-The is a spoiled bitch.--isnt that reason enough?!
Sure it is!
*ways of killing her*
-glue her to a room, making sure that she COULDNT move, close or roll her eyes
while looking at heero making love with duo, heero with trowa, etc. and vice
versa( no offense duo fans..)
-make her STALK heero without stopping. if she ever stops, she'd be sqished by
any gundam near her..
Uhh... no. Her stalking Heero is something that's endless. You'd be making poor
Hee-chan suffer. You're only encouraging her to stalk Heero even more. -_-;
Sithjester
Please! Heero isn't that blind to fall in love with that
kind of a bitch.
008
[ From: MoonBunny936244@cs.com ]
1. She's an anime character...why the hell is she so freaking normal looking?
Yeah, it's a dumb reason. But compare her to any other RECENT anime. Not the old
gundam series...the girls there just look scary. Take Usagi from Sailor moon.
Weird but cool hairdo, Blue eyes. Ok. Blue is overused. But what about Washuu
from Tenchi Muyo? Heh heh heh
One Word. Sugoi!
GokuMew2
Umm... okay... but don't some of the other characters look
normal too?
I love blue!
It's Tamahome's hair color... ;_;
2. Being the poor slob I am, I only know her from the dub, and her voice just
makes me want to cringe.
Yeah... >_<;
3. She's related to Zechs! Not Fair! (bishonen fan ^_^)
LoL! That's reason enough... but you make it sound like
you're jealous of relena. Who isn't a bishounen fan?? (besides uhh... some boys
^_^;;)
4. She's chasing Heero. She is not allowed to chase Heero. That is my job!
(note: consider me a raving otaku fangirl...enough said.)
And another thing. Heero isn't gay. He can't be gay.
Because that means I can't chase him. It wouldn't be right, nor fair. Let me
have my fantasies...okay.
HAHA. Just don't STALK Heero. Chasing is fine. ^_^
Sithjester
Hehe, there's this wonderful little word called 'bi' ^_^ Everyone
should be bi. If everyone loved each other, there would be no hate! Except for
relena. And Ayaka from Gravitation, she annoys me too. >_<
GokuMew2
Me too! Hate Ayaka!
5.The whole pacifist thing! Yes yes, it would be nice to have world peace. But
it's never gong to happen. Yes Quatre seems to be an advocate for it, but he
fights as well, and knows the idea isn't really feasible.
Besides Quatre is cute. He can get away with it.
GokuMew2
LoL! Yeah... and relena is in no way "cute".
6.She annoys me. She just does. She is fifteen, and acts like she is thirty.
That means she is boring. And not fun. Yes maturity is a good thing, but too
much is posionous!
Sithjester
She has no sense of fun besides stalking Heero, ne?
Reasons to like her.
Yes there are some reasons to like her. Very few.
But some....tiny....remote ones.
1. Guts. You have to admit. She got guts. What other girl would be stupid enough
to chase a guy around the world when he says he is going to kill you. I
wouldn't.
Yeah Heero's the great god of bishonen. But he isn't worth it.
It doesn't take guts to do that. It just takes stupidity.
2. The pink limo. Dude. Pink...(aka THE EVIL UGLY COLOR FROM THE NETHER REACHES
OF SHINIGAMI'S DOMAIN, HELL)
Why is this a reason to like her??
3. Her maturity...sometimes. It can be nice to see a girl who isn't whining or
crying or being a stupid klutzy ditz. (IE. Mihoshi, Usagi, Momoko (Wedding
Peach..incase you didn't know...SORRY MIHOSHI AND USAGI-CHAN! But it's true!)
Yeah she doesn't fight. But just like there isn't total peace there will never
be total war either. Being able to kick some one's rear doesn't make you cool in
my book, folks. Strength isn't everything. And she does stick to what she
believes in. Atleast she isn't too much of a hypocrite.
-_- Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah... she's really mature.
Yeah I have stupid reasons. But they are my stupid reasons, and I'm allowed my
opinion..right?
Just like all the fans have theirs. But ...ew...*shudder*
She is scary! And so is Dorothy...freaky chopstick eyebrow woman.....eww....
GokuMew2
Kill her.
009
[ From: Age8847@aol.com ]
1. She won't leave the poor boy alone. Instead she stalks him and when he says
he's gonna kill her, she thinks he's playing hard to get.
GokuMew2
~_~ Just goes to show how stupid she is.
2. We all know there's only one reason why she stalks him--to have sex with him.
I mean, he looks like he's good at it, but dan! If a guy told me he'd kill me
for following him, I'd forget about having sex with him.
Ditto.
3. Tell me one thing, how can you take all the weapons away in the world and
maintain peace. People still have steak knives, forks, homemade explosives and
everything else they manage to come up with..
Ha ha. That is true. Hmm... I just got an idea
for a Sims picture Sithy should make. ^_^
4. She opened Hero's letter from Mrs. NovaNET in one episode! How nosy can you
get! And then she followed him to see where he was going..
=T She stalks Heero... reads his letters... stalks him...
gives him no privacy, and did I mention she stalks him?
5. Her voice is so high pitched and she freaking whines all the time. No wonder
Hero doesn't want to be near her! I wouldn't either..
Eeps. >_<
010
[ From: Tiglilly15@aol.com ]
1. She's a frucken' DID *Damsel in distress*. Relena has never done one thing to
help herself. She isn't even a useful DID. Mia in Ronin Warriors is one, but she
helped find the armors and the Jewel of Life. What has Relena done? Stalked
Heero. Nothing else. >.<
GokuMew2
Uhh... no. relena does do things to help herself. She
helps herself instead of helping the boys. ;_; How selfish can one get??
2. Blown our eardrums out. Her voice sounds like a car alarm, an angry wet cat,
and last year's gym teacher mixed together. And she screams more than Chichi
does!
Well, I don't really think it's the seiyuu's fault. They
were paid to do that voice. I must admit that the dub voice can get annoying
though.
3. Her hair is the color of my locker door. Not that this is relevant. It's just
an ugly color.
Umm... yeah...
4. Speaking of ugly colors, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THE PINK!? Sailor Chibimoon
wears less pink. That's saying something. Chibiusa looks like she stuck her head
in a cotton candy machine, but it looks like Relena dove into a pink paint vat.
Tell me I'm wrong but... relena seems to really like pink.
5. She's a stalker. Let's tally the places she has followed poor Heero: from St.
Gabriel's to Antartica, Antartica to some place up in space, and God knows where
else!
She better not follow him to the bathroom! Hrms... does
Heero ever go wee-wee? o.o
6. Relena changes hairstyles at least as often as Bulma. Let's see... stupid
braid and loose hair mix... that UGLY short haircut in the last episode... that
ponytail in Endless Waltz... the marshmallow hair as Queen Relena...
Awful fashion choices.
7. She was Queen of the World. I wanted that job! Stupid B*tch.
That's not much of an argument... you're just saying
you're jealous of relena. I wouldn't want to be queen of the world. Too much
work. >_<
8. Her ideals are unrealistic. As the little narrator guy in EW says, 'as long
as humanity exists, there will always be battles.' She apparently hasn't grasped
the fact that hatred will always exist somewhere.
Indeed...
9. It stands repeating: She's a stalker!
Of course she is.
10. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER!
Well, you have to have a reason for hating everything
about her, or else you'd just be one of them people who hate relena for no
reason, or because other people hate her.
I also think Relena should be killed one or more of these ways (have her cloned
so you can kill her multiple times! Yay!):
1. Eaten by starving and crazed rodents
2. Blown up by Vegeta
3. Blown up by Libra
4. Hanging her and doing the following: spraying her with lighter fluid,
throwing a lit match on her, and shooting her. I saw this at Colonial
Williamsburg this summer.
5. Choke her with poison ivy
6. Have Patamon kill her (wai! Wouldn't that be CUTE!)
7. Expose her to Pokemon
8. Three Words: Flare Up Now!
9. Another Three Words: Silence Glaive Surprise!
10. Throw her to a pit of hungry lions
o_O; Someone's been watching a little too much Toonami
lately. And hey! Nothing's wrong with Pokémon!! Okay, I just
know Sithy's gonna argue with me on that issue. ^_^; Are there any slow ways of
killing her in your list?? We must savor the moment.
011
[ From: KawaiixAngel@aol.com ]
Hey, First off i just love you site its so cool, its doesn't give the nrml
beacuse relena's a b*tch argument but actually good arguments.
10 reason why i hate Relena
1) she like a pokemon instead of saying her name over and over its heero's.
Sithjester
Who would want to catch her though? o_o How would she be
when/if she evolved??
2)Pink limo~need i say more
No you needn't -_-
3) Stalker~She chased Heero all the way to antartica when known else had no idea
where he is.
Really. You'd think a princess would have other things to
do...
3) Pasifits don't go around daring ppl to kill them and using weapons
No one ever said relena was perfect.
4) She wanted Heero to kill her *brother*
Well of course. She didn't know he was her brother at the
moment, and he was trying to harm her Heero! *sarcasm*
5)Opening other peoples mail to see where heero at look #3
Yeah, scary stalkers do that
6) Her high pitched vocie Heeeeeee~rrrrooo. shudders
7) At the end of Endless Waltz, Heerp gave her a gift(god knows why) she tore up
the letter and was I'm playing hard to get. Yeah heero did it with Relena's
invite but he didn't know her
That was at the end of Gundam Wing. At the end of Endless
Waltz, he just left her. As well he should.
8) The ending theme for Gundam Wings w/o shudder relena's song.
We've always wondered why one of the best anime has the
stupidest ending...
9) the whole relena and Heero thing.
Um...WHAT relena and Heero thing?
10) She talks to her self. ie when she found heero on the beach and he runs away
and then relena was saying Hi my name is Relena who are you~can you say Relena
es mucho loco
Er...the correct grammar is "muy loco". And all the
characters talk to themselves. In fact, most people talk to themselves. (And
let's not forget Heero and Duo talking to their Gundams as if they're
answering...) The scary thing about relena introducing herself in that scene is
the freaky expression on her face.
012
[ From: sephiroth11686@shinra.org
]
I hate her.......shes always stalkin one of the cutest guys in GW(duo's the
cutest) that B***h.
Sithjester
That's a matter of opinion. I happen to think
Heero's the cutest. But that's beside the point...
1. a total pink plaid b***h.
2. a stalker (hate those)
3.shes a bloody goody-goody twat
4.shes an airhead
5.shes incredibly stupid for her age......one dosent prove their intelligence by
saying:"Come kill me Heero."
6. shes a pasifist......everyone knows that nothing will be resolved if nothing
is done about it first
7.she dosent let the federation rule the world and colonies......if the
federation did.....it would be pretty cool cause Relena would die.
Actually, relena didn't do anything about the Federation.
It was OZ that took over and stopped their rule.
heres how she should die:
1:mental tourture -especially the yaoi approach
Sithjester gives that one a big thumbs up!! ^_^
2:physical tourture-how bout a rack? heheheh
3: death by gundam-squeesed to death in Wing Zero's hands;slowly
4:apperence tourture:one who thinks they're so beautiful is seriously
mistaken;after they are bald, scarred and tatooed and burned to a crisp
I don't think that's necessary. She's pretty damn ugly
already. But she doesn't seem to realize it, so perhaps the scaring would help.
5:shoot her dammit
6:starvation
7:voodoo doll
8:poison arrows-especially the time-lapse ones
sorry for my mindless incessant ranting....i'm currently not on a sugar
high....when i am not; my creativity goes flying out the window
Ja Ne!
013
[ From: ecross@mediaone.net ]
i hate relena because she risked everyones life in the Sank kingdom because she
fight. Everyone could've been killed if it wasn't Heero. She won't even fight to
save lifes of thousands of people and is to stupid to even realise all the
mistakes she made.
GokuMew2
Seriously, she says she cares for "her" people, but she
never really does anything to help them. That's not a very good leader. Thanks
for your comments. Much appreciated. =)
014
[ From: ainotenshi14@hotmail.com
]
20 Things a Hard Core Relena Hater would like to see/do
1) Let me just say... "Trowa! Time for target practice!"
2) Have her listen to two hours of her own voice.
3) Shave her bald and tattoo her head with freaky skulls. (Now that would be
scary)
4) Take her to the mountains. Tell her that Heero is waiting for her at the
bottom of the cliff. Watch her throw herself off it. Don't forget the popcorn!
Oh, wait. I hope she's not that blond that has to ask for directions...
5) Have her listen to 5 hours of "elmo" from Sesame Street.
6) Have her listen to my brother trying to play my violin. SCREECH!
7) Have her watch "the messenger" and her head explodes from all that violence.
Of course, nothing comes out.
8) Run over her. Wait; you might not wanna ruin the tires of your car. I
understand. And I agree.
9) Burn her. Feed her remains to your goldfish. You do realize that it will die
of poisoning, dont'cha?
10) Give her a Mohawk and die it green and black. Tell her Heero said that he
thought it was cute, it matches his outfit. When he sees her, he'll mistake her
for some swamp monster and blast her brains out.
11) Have her coach high-school football.
12) Send her to my high school. She wouldn't survive five minutes there...
13) Send her to a pep-rally at my school (bwahaha!).
14) Don't put Clearasil on her for a week. See what happens! LoL!
15) Don't give her slim fast for a week. See what happens! (I am aware of the
fact that most people would NOT want to see that!) Eew. o_o
16) Put explosives in her teddy bear. Heero wasn't smart enough to do it, but
you are! I have faith in you. But, the teddy IS kinda cute... I'd hate to see it
blown up! Hey!! Heero's smart!
17) Put a whoopee cushion in her teddy bear. Instant laughs (for you and Heero)
No wait, that was stupid! She doesn't sit on the teddy bear...
18) Abandon her in New York.
19) Abandon her in my school (It'd take her days to find and exit)
20) Dress her in red and tell her to stand in the middle of that big stadium
because everyone wants to congratulate her. Make sure she doesn't see the bulls!
GokuMew2
Neeeeeee! Heero's smaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Sithjester
It's not that Heero's not smart enough to put explosives in the
bear. He's just too nice. Oh, and bulls are color blind...
Safety rules when handling this dangerous BRAT!
Escape: Slowly back away. Don't make any sudden moves towards her! Point to a
bush and scream "Heero" and when she looks, RUN!
If you happen to be into psychology and want to study this creature, observe her
reactions to the following objects (danger level on scale of 1-5):
1) A Heero doll that says "Omae o Korosu" when you pull the string. Danger
level: 1
2) Give her barbies! Pink, pink, and more pink! Danger level: 3
3) Give her a teddy bear. If you don't really happen to like her, I suggest
lice... Danger level: 4 (she might go into an itching frenzy!)
4) Give her a stuffed Une/Duo/(any character she shows hostility towards) doll.
Warning: although she claims to be a pacifist (snort, SURE!) she may burst into
a series of violent actions towards the doll. I suggest you get a cheap model.
Danger Level: 5
5) Give her candy. Small, easy-to-choke-on candy is nice... If she chokes she
might writhe around a bit. Stay away from her flailing fists. Danger level: 3
6) Play Candyland with her. Danger Level: 5 (she has a great chance at losing
this simple game and then she might go kinda crazy. Stay away from her if she
gets into a "zero system" mode. I don't even wanna think of what she'd be like.
GokuMew2
I no play Candy Land with ittttttttttt!!! She
probably cheats. ;_;
7 Uses for Relena (whoa! Never thought you'd see this comin, didja!!!???)
1) Like I said, target practice...
2) Bait. Oh, ya know... Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my! (wizard of OZ)
3) Testing your bear traps.
4) Testing that long rickety bridge you're about to cross...
5) She could work for the king and test all his food for poison!
6) Paperweight?
7) Send her to stalk all those people at school that you just can't stand...
Paperweight... o.o;;
015
[ From: wilky@kctc.net ]
Hi my name is Tech Chang, or really Chang Tech (I forced Woffers to marry me!
(>.<)=> <\/^/_/^\/> )
Here is the list on how to kill Relenathebitch..*WARNING* Some of these make no
sense, but I don't think they need to.....
1) Can anyone say 'Stalker'? Stalker.
2)/-/_/-\\ poor Heero......That bitch won't leave him alone to his sadistic
plans.... />/_/<\\ Heero does'nt like this.
3) I'd hate to sound gay, but, I like the force her to watch Heero and Duo make
out. //^/_/^\\>>>>'<(Duo likes that idea, hentai freak.)
GokuMew2
Sithjester will definitely approve of that, I'm sure.
Sithjester
Um, no... I do NOT approve of that statement. "I hate to sound gay"?
That is so rude...
4)Lock in a prision cell in a skirt with two very lonely guys....*Evil thoughts*
Don't forget ear plugs!!!!*Shrill scream* HAHAHAHAA!!!! SCREAM BITCH
SCREAM!!!!!!!!!O.O oops.........
5)Zecths:Yes Heero, Relenaisabitch IS a word /-/_\-\ (NO SENSE!!!)
6)*Reading paper* Warning! Relena is flamable! Do not expose to heat or
cold....hum......*Gets her Flamethrower-san* OH RELENA I FOUND HEERO!!
7)Hum.....termites......that could be fun, or mabye Scarabs......ROACHES!!!
8)*Put her in Zoo in a cage that says, Do not feed Relena, she bites and has
raibes*
9) Look I know Wufei doesn't kill children, women, or bleeding hearts, but STILL
he will kill Monsters won't he?
10) Shove a stick of Dynamite in her ass, light it and duck. (Heero:I'm not
touching it.....) Me neither.
Well thats my input Thanks for your time!
Ja' ne! Wonaiee!
GokuMew2
Uhh... not all of these are ways to kill relena, but
anyway, thanks for the comments.
016
[ From:
HeerosGirl195@aol.com ]
I DETEST Relena! My reasons:
1) she stalks poor Heero half to death
2) she's insain *ahem* Insane. ^_^
3) she wears PINK for god's sake!
4) one word-UGLY!!!
5) she yells "Come and kill me Heerrrrrooooo!" ALL DAY LONG!!!
GokuMew2
Haha, imagine this: "Kill me Heeeeeeeeerrrrrooooooooo--
*deep breath* --roooooo~~~"
Ways we should kill her:
1) introduce her to Mappy from Dragon Half (he's a carnivorous mouse that eats
anything)
2) Have Quinze hump her Ew. o.o;
3) Have Hee-chan shot her FOREVER!!!
4) Have Heero marry ME right in front of her -_-;
5) squeeze her with Wing hand SLOWLY
Thanks and great site!
Thanks for your support. =)
017
[ From: dreinicke@new.rr.com ]
ok, I HATE relena so much! We all do! All she does
is think she can rule the world. She isn't even proper... she didn't raise her
pinky when she was drinking her tea in "endless waltz" Hit her on the head with
a hammer, and she will still come back at you with a hug! when life gives you
lemons, turn around and throw the lemons at relena! She stalks Heero and that's
just not cool. Doesn't she ever die?! The reasons I hate relena would just take
to long to write. But I do think that someone should just kill her! Sure you
would be spending time on her, but she would be gone!
GokuMew2
Haha, pinky while drinking tea. I guess it's true, huh.
^^; No, stalking Heero is not cool at all.
Oh, we have all the time in the world, so you could definitely write all the
reasons why you hate relena. *nod*
018
[ From: rangerboy016@yahoo.com ]
HIYA GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
GokuMew2
Hello.
Just because she is ugly is not a good reason to hate her. I on the other hand have a very good reaso to hate her. Remeber that one episode when the Sanq Kindom was attacked. All of those people were out there fighting and dying for her and did'nt give a rats behind( I'm in class so I can't vent-_-) She just sat there debating with Dorothy while she could have called for help! Then she went down and surrenederswithout a single attempt to save her kindom. True she's a pacifist, but people need to know when to fight back and not just stand around and buy their time.
She doesn't care about anyone or anything but herself and what she wants. Not a very considerate person...
Ways to kill her
1. TINY PYGMIES!!!!!!!
2. Toss her in a volcano
3. Heero steps on her hehehehehehehe. o_O;
4. Have the tiny pygmies eat her.*Giant evil grin* Hmm... *imagines her bones being gnawed. nod*
Anyway, hats off to a very cool site. Vaya al infierno relena
Thanks. Please continue to visit and support this site. ^_^
019
[ From:
sarahbearkw@comcast.net ]
ok...i hate relena...no dip....now why do i hate her..well....
GokuMew2 Don't we all?
heeros life has been messed up since a very young age,he DOES NOT need to be
stalked(it's just not right) *nod*
shes got a PINK limo(thats not something you see everyday)
*nod nod*
i would NOT trust the job of "queen of the world" to a 15 year old who dosen't
defend her country.... No way.
well anyway,i woud have more but i haven't had my morning caffine....caffine...
*gives you caffeine*
there are some way i would like to see relena get killed or very very badly
messed up for life....
i think the heero+duo=scewed up relena was a good idea...
Sithy would agree with you.
heero on one side of a glass door and relena on the other side with no way to
get to heero's side...o yea! the glass is sound proof...
o.o What would that do?
lock relena ina room with a mad moose...moose...hehe XD
have wild, rabid eskmo(alaska-n peoples) Hou? o_O
well.....i really REALLY like your site....keep expanded.....moose
Arigatou gozaimashita. We plan on expanding. What we'd love
is to be hosted... Anyone with a somewhat related domain wanna host us?
020
[ From: dragon38692000@yahoo.ca
]
First of all, she opens Heero's letter, then follows him to Antartica! And about
the fact that Relena is an important character, the producers could have changed
it and still have a great sucess! They didn't have to make Relena an important
character, they just did and I have nothing to complain about there. they could
have made her a completely different character! I don't like Relena because she
just surrendered her country without a fight! and geting rid off all weapons
aint gonna do a thing. People can just take up martial arts! then what are they
gonna do? run to Relena and then she won't be able to do a thing about it, she'd
have to surrender the world to anyone who kept some weapons hidden or are just
really good at martial arts. if she truly got rid of all weapons, there'd be no
humans at all because bodies are weapons too. Quatre also aims for peace but he
actualy fights and does something about it instead of surredering all the time
because you refuse to fight. another thing, PINK! een though i'm a girl, I don't
like pink. Quatre doesn't wear pink, it's some type of red. growing up with 29
sisters take it's toll. I have to admit, Relena does have good points too. she's
a figure for peace and she's very determined. She doesn't break down in tight
situations and keeps her head while other people might just kill themselves from
freaking out. I don't envy her. she's gone through a lot and stays strong. she
doesn't "have" Heero as there isn't a boy-girl relationship between them. I'm
not a yaoi fan but i do read some yaoi fanfics and I can tolerate it, I just
don'tlike it or dislike it. i'm getting off topic...oh well..i can express
opinions about different things in one e-mail. about the never-ending argument
about who Heero loves, I think that he loves nobody and shouldn't love anybody.
if he did, it'd get in the way of his missions and isn't he the "Perfect
Soldier"? he's not perfect but he's the best soldier ever. he's the first to
master the ZERO System followed by Zechs, then Quatre. a love would get in the
way especially if his love couldn't take care of him/herself. Here's how I think
that Relena should die, well if I want to have a death that wouldn't get me into
trouble with Relena supporters, i'd have her
die taking a bullet for Heero adn then if you're a Relena hater, read the add-on
WARNING:If you are a 1xR fan, don't read this nezt part. you can start reading
again after the "warning gone" in caps. here it goes:
GokuMew2
relena is a coward. She surrendered her kingdom without
the consent of her people. *nod*
After Relena took the bullet, Heero looked down at her soon to be life-less
body and said "You shouldn't have done that if you had valued you life. I don't
care about you." Relena's eyes went wide with shock or was it just her death?
anyways she was dead and every celebrated.
WARNING GONE
Umm... yeah...
so how was it Relena haters? nd if you read it Relena fans, and want to flame me, there was a warningnd it's your own fault for not paying attention. that may have made you want to flame me more. this was long. i hope any spelling errors don't make it imposible to argue or agree with. Ja ne!
>_< Impossible arguments need to be more organized. Big blobs of text are very hard to read.
021
[ From:
disgruntledfemale01@yahoo.com ]
My Gundam experience so far has been a few eps. on Cartoon Network and the
Endless Waltz DVD, but Relena's annoying no matter how you watch her. The
screechy voice, the stalking Heero, and the pathetic attempts at ruling with
pacifism. Gah! Hell, Mari-whateverhernamewas would have made a better queen than
her! Even if she was a psycho 10-year-old puppet...
GokuMew2
*nodnod*
Anyway, good ways to kill her:
Strap her to Wing Zero and have it shoot off into space. Since space is a
vaccuum she'll suffocate and her head will explode. Yay!
Lock her in a room with a rabid wolverine on speed. Quick, painful, and
pleasingly gory. Mmm...
Hope this helps.
Sounds good.
022
[ From: PishInsaneBunny@aol.com
]
I hate relena for all the reasons everyone else. I hate how she looks, acts,
etc...
Keep it up!
GokuMew2
Umm... 'Kay. ^^;
023
[ From: ReadGirlAl@aol.com ]
All the reasons everyone has said (mostly) She stalks (scary) Her voice (anyone
got some tylenol?) And the PINK thing. ugh Pink. I hate pink. And the whole
"pacifist" thing. Puh-lease. What a phony.
How I Would Kill Relena: Make her listen to my neighbor try to play piano. She's
awful. I'm listening to it as I type. Ow, my aching head!!!!
GokuMew2
*nod* We know your feeling. *hands you a few bottles of
Tylenol*
024
[ From: ecross@attbi.com ]
okay I'm writing again because I forgot this. Remember in Endless waltz when
denkim was gonna shoot relena, but mariemaia jumped in front of bullet. Well
after that heero came a fainted and relena went to catch him. I can't believe
relena and heero fans use this as evidence. I mean come on relena a 7 year old
just took a bullet for you and is dying there on the floor and you abandon her
to catch a guy who has threatened to kill you a bunch of times and said his life
doesn't mean anything. how selfish can you get. mariemaia is the one who needs
help. that scene just really bothered me. Relena would make a pretty awful
mother.Oh that reminds me. don't ya just get so annoyed at the fanfictions where
heero and relena are happily married living in some big mansion with kids. If
heero and relena ever got married and had kids(Gags) I'm 100% sure they would
end up at a family counselor and eventually get divorced. Relena should be
shaved bald, have her face painted blue, then put on a stage in nothin but her
underwear, in front of millions of millions of people and have her sing a song
about how she wishes she had a bigger chest.
I mean why kill her when you can humiliate her?
GokuMew2
LoL! relena is an insensitive animal that cares only for itself. That's my
only explanation for her not caring about poor Mariemaia. How sad, but I guess
it's all good on relena's standards.
Yes, yes. Slow torture/humiliation is the best way to go. ^^
025
[ From: emma.crook@ntlworld.com
]
I hate relena because she is just soooo damned , um, how do i put it? Oh Yeah!
Bicthy!! I dont like her wearing pink but the color is ok. (Quatre-sama) I also
think that stalking heero-sama is EEEVIL!!!
Rish:*jumps on relena, screaming* Heero-sama is mine, bicth!!
Emilio(me):Lemme at her! lemme at her!
GokuMew2
Um, you can go ahead and spell out "bitch," you know. It's not like you're
going to get in trouble. =P
But yes, stalking Heero is evil and downright wrong.
It should have a Veeeeeery slow and painful death. eg: Zechs making out with
noin, heero+duo, etc. emotional torture. Mwahahahahahahaha. or. me and
quatre-sama(cutie! he is MINE!!) kicking her,(Quatre: im not touching it!) ok,
shooting her repeatedly.
How would Zechs x Noin affect relena? o.o;
No offense, but claiming an anime character is yours isn't the most mature thing
in the world.
Emilio
P.S. I am also known as Quatre, Yuffie, and Videl.
Um, okay.
026
[ From:
carpenterrja@austarnet.com.au ]
Note: Some parts of this mail appeared in kanji,
especially where contractions were used, so it might not be exactly correct.
Please send text email! *GokuMew2 uses a Japanese mail service* >_<
Seeing as I just got the first GW DVD, I've been watching Relena's first
meetings with Heero. First of all, she lives a completely shallow lifestyle. The
scenes of her followed by her little consort of mindless bimbos, and her
happy-happy birthday party, make me want to gag. Even her views on pacifism
prove how utterly meaningless and shallow her life is. She's got no idea on how
the REAL WORLD works, like Heero. Though I give her points for tearing her
precious party dress to nurse Heero.
GokuMew2
Heh, relena has ideas, but her plans on how to carry them out are truly
useless.
But then again, her ideas aren't so good in the first place.
Heero is by far more realistic than relena. It's like
relena lives in some sort of fantasy.
As with Heero himself, she could be following him from sheer curiosity/fear, but
the show never makes it that way. It's like she's mindlessly going after him for
no good reason. And even with burning curiosity, he threatened to KILL her.
Chasing after him then, is not a very wise idea. Again, she doesn't have much of
a clue.
relena doesn't have anything better to do, I guess.
She demands and raises her voice a lot, kinda like a snobby brat. Like when he
was in that hospital, get him out of there immediately! Uhm, hon, you have
absolutely no right to demand stuff like that. Learn your place. Like said,
snobby shallow little lifestyle.
*nodnodnodnodnod*
I swear to god, if I hear her yodel Heeeee~eeeeeeeROOOOOO~OOOOOOO! one more
time, I think I may have to kill something. IT'S. SO. ANNOYING.
Eep! >.<
One thing that drives me NUTS, is that she surrendered to the Romerfeller
Foundation! Everyone was putting their lives on the line to fight for her
country and what she believed in, but she didn't care. Fighting is wrong, even
when someone else is trying to put a bullet in your head. So in the end it was
like, oh, gee, thanks so much for killing each other over me, but I'm
surrendering. Because I said so. So sorry. GAH. Did she not realize her country
SYMBOLISED something important, and it being captured kinda DESTROYED the idea
pacifism could work? Not like it could, but still, she thought she was setting a
better example by giving herself in. I think not you? do better by STANDING UP
for your beliefs and calling up a rally against Romerfeller than lay down and
die.
Indeed. If she were going to surrender, she could have
done it in the beginning and spared other people's lives.
Daring Heero to kill her mean ah true, she had guts to make that point, but it?
so BRATTISH. Oy.
Stupidity, not guts. ^^
From what I see, she thinks nothing other than Heero - a man she barely knows
who has an important MISSION in life, unlike her, and is trying to kill her -
and pascifism, which we all tend to agree will not work. The logic of her mind
boggles my own. She focuses her life on two unimportant things, and yet she's a
princess? I feel sorry for the Sank Kingdom. I bet she'd use their resources
just to find Heero.
That's because no one can fully comprehend what goes
through that little peanut she calls a brain.
Heh, what can ya do when you're born into royalty? Not saying that all royalty
is spoiled, but relena sure makes them seem that way.
[Email revision -- 2003/09/04]
First off, Relena is a rich, aristocrat girl who stays at a very posh boarding school. She's loved by everyone, beautiful, intelligent…and this is where her character begins to fall flat, right at the start, no less. It's a major problem with multi-talented perfect heroines; they become so utterly perfect, her character is utterly shallow. And to me, Relena is. Except she also acts shallow. For heck's sake, she has a posse, who follows her around and coos over her. That made me retch. She asks so utterly naively for Heero to come to her birthday party amid applause from her friends - I don't honestly blame Heero for saying no. In the first episode, so many attempts are made to make Relena seem well-liked and a perfect princess, but I don't like her for it. In fact, I want to punch her. She's like a Mary-Sue from fanfiction; an otherwise perfect character, all bark and no bite, no real substance. So not only does she cheapen the entire anime with such a pathetic character, she's such a pain to witness.
Though I give her points for tearing her party dress to nurse Heero.
The other thing that made me want to tear my hair out through the entire series, is her ideals on pacifism. Far as I can tell, any sort of violence or weapons, even to defend yourself from oppressive invaders, is wrong. Easy enough to say from an individual point of view, but for an entire country to adopt this policy is extremely dangerous. Heck, its even naïve. Relena herself points a gun at Lady Une. Her idea of pacifism, where no one must fight for any reason ever, is simply naïve, shallow, with no possibility of working or being realistic, and heck, cowardly. What would she know about conflict anyway? Overall, it works in theory. But so does communism.
To show the difference between her and Quatre, it's this simple - Quatre's a realist. He can never see it the way Relena does, after living in the colonies and seeing the horrible oppression in the name of 'peace'. All Relena's life, she's probably never seen more oppression than curfew. Quatre wants peace and only wishes to fight the people he must - and those people are willing soldiers, by the way - and he also knows that peace is maintained by eternal vigilance. You need to stand up for it, and fight for it. Peace has to be fought for sometimes. It's sad, but that is the truth of the world.
Heck, Lady Une's ideals of humanity's will to fight are far more realistic and agreeable, though it's slightly disturbing. Speaking of disturbing, both Relena and Dorothy hold extremist views, born from their backgrounds, and neither should be trusted. Never trust the dreams of fools.
Now, Heero. For some inexplicable reason, she gets set upon Heero and is determined to follow him, or any possible lead on him, to find him for some reason. It could be sheer curiosity/fear, but nothing is really ever conveyed. She just follows him around. And when I mean follow, I don't mean trying to tag along, I mean hunting him down. It's bizarre, naïve, and even creepy. Okay, very. What girl stands on a cliff, by the sea, yodels his name and calls she's waiting for him to kill her? There must be some obsessive disorder for her condition. Mental illness really is the only way I can describe it.
And relating to Heero, if I hear her yodel "Hee~ro" one more time, I may go completely postal. I swear, whilst watching the anime series, I was literally going; "Dear Lord, she's doing it again!! Mute button, mute button!!"
She really has the annoying habit of raising her voice without tact. Like the time she said, "Let him out of there immediately!" when Heero was held captive in that hospital, or taking the microphone and lecturing the Romerfeller Foundation at their party. She's a real snob at times. And bossy.
Daring Heero to kill her. Gah. That's being a real brat. She's either got guts or very foolish, but annoying either way.
A pink limo. WTF?
How, exactly, is she necessary? Did they need a "Killing is wrong!" voice in the anime somewhere amid all the explosions? I really never understood what her purpose was in the anime. She becomes Queen of the World, and ruled the Sanc Kingdom, but how are those bits necessary? Actually, I just realized; she's nothing but a political pawn. Romerfeller used her so people will follow her and thusly them. Oh, she's being used by the enemy to get what they want. Oh bravo. What a pathetic character. She lets them do this, and doesn't even realize it. A pacifist being used as a mere toy for oppressors to get what they want - there must be some sort of underlying subtext there, I know it. Like a wolf using a bleating sheep to draw other naïve sheep to it.
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[ From: ruby_moon_1x2@yahoo.com
]
Ugh! I hate emails where the text is broken up into
multiple lines! >_< I have to go and fix all of it. Not fun, believe me.
Just a few notes to start with.
1. While I'm hardly fluent, I *can* speak quite a bit of Japanese. I have also
see the full series + EW subbed and dubbed. The dub made more than a few changes
and a lot of them seemed to cause the dub to imply a stronger relationship
between Heero and Relena. While I'm sure you probably already knew that, what
you may not know is that the "subtitles" on the official DVD's are little more
than a transcript of the changed/mistranslated and (probably) ad-libed dialog
from the dub. I just thought I should note that as you may get a few
message/flames telling you that, even in the "original" version, Heero says so
and so.
If my memory serves me correctly, Bandai's subtitled
version of Gundam W is a dubtitle.
2. It's my understanding that 'Blind Target' and 'Ground Zero' are not part on
the "official" series timeline. The only "official" story regarding the time
period between the end of the show and the OVA in 'Battlefield of Pacifists'.
So, in regards to discussions related the the official series, any "hints" from
BT or GZ are irrelevant. Story wise, they're little more that doujinshi. BoP, by
the way, does not, in my opinion at least, contain any Heero/Relena hints.
With that said, I'll move on to why I don't like her and/or don't think she's
with Heero. Aside from the obvious (stalker, the letter, pink) here are a few
thing I havn't seen.
Yes, it's nice to have other reasons than the usual
stuff.
1. When she sees him in class, the first thing she says to him is "Nice to meet
you, Heero-kun". You *Do Not* refer to someone of the same age and opposite
gender as yourself with a familiar honorific (such as -chan or -kun) without
permission, certainly not someone you've *just met*! This was terribly
presumptuous of her.
From my experience, classmates are usually referred to
as -kun or -chan, and you don't really need "permission."
But you're right, you don't usually go adding on those suffixes until you've
gotten to know the person a little more.
2. He threatens to kill her. Some time later, he points a gun at her head, says
goodbye, and starts to pull the trigger. She is saved by Duo, who shots Heero
twice. She then jumps in front of Heero, protecting him, and *yells* at Duo,
asking why he wants to hurt
Heero. She than stars bandaging Heero's wounds. How much intelligence can she
possibly have? She is protecting the guy who just came *very* close to killing
her, and chewing out the guy that saved her.
Zilch.
3. "Who does he think about when he fainted after using the Zero System?"
I would like to point out something about this scene that is taken a such hard
1xR proof. While they were fighting Quatre says they shouldn't be fighting.
After heero falls out of the cockpit and *just before* he sees Relena, he
himself mumbles they shouldn't fight. So, let's see, Heero is told he shouldn't
be fighting (at least in that particular situation), Heero thinks/say he
shouldn't be fighting, Heero thinks of Relena (and because of what he's been
through in the past few minuets, sees a hallucination of her). Somehow, I just,
don't see that as some big, overwhelming proof of romantic feelings.
It's not.
4. Pro-Treize rebels are hiding in Sank. Noin, who has spent years working for
Oz/Romefeller, says she thinks Romefeller will use the opportunity to attack
Sank. Pagan, agrees. They advise her on what she should do to prevent Sank from
being attacked. She completely ignores that advise, insisting they won't attack,
because "there's no war in the sank kingdom". That whole attack and all the
devastation it caused her country and it's people could have easily been
avoided, had Relena gotten it into her thick head that not everyone will do (or
not do) something simply because she says so! Yes, her beliefs are important,
but her people are more important.
relena is very self-centered. First comes herself,
then, herself, and then maybe some of the people around her, but not likely.
5. This one runs on a bit, just bear with me, this is relevant. The whole battle
at the end was orchestrated by Treize and Zechs. As Zechs says in the beginning
of ep.49. certain things are required for obtaining 'Complete Peace'. All
weapons must be eliminated, this is accomplished when Lady Une orders the
destruction of all the World Federation's mobile suits (she says it was Treize's
desire). And the desire to fight must be taken from people's hearts, the
battle's, especially the one between him and Heero, seem to do this.
Something I noticed though, that I don't think I've seen before, is how this has
to do with Relena. When Heero and Relena confront Zechs, and Relena makes her
pacifist statements, Zechs makes a comment that that is how she should be. Heero
is surprised, than says he understands. Remember, the Sank kingdom's ideals are
Zechs' finale goal. I think Relena is part of his plan. After the battle, I
think he wants her to lead the people to Sank's pacifism. In the middle of a war
is one thing, but in the aftermath of the last battle, she does have a real
chance of doing this. This would be why he's happy with her response to his
actions. It also explains why Heero later says if she lives, peace will come.
And probably why her feelings stop him from killing Zechs. I don't think any
romantic feelings for Relena motivated Heero's actions her. It also reinforces
her role as political puppet.
relena, in the eyes of the people, symbolizes 'peace.'
Heero also wants peace, but he doesn't believe in the farfetched ideas relena
does, that is simply throw away all weapons. It's much more complex than that,
and Heero realizes this, while relena is still dreaming. But because people
believe in relena (God, save them), Heero doesn't kill her.
Heero does things according to his sense of
right and wrong. He's too nice, and knows that killing Zechs wouldn't be a good
thing.
That's all I can really think of for now. At this point most people also seem to
include ways to kill her. I don't have any (unique) ones of my own, but, and I'm
surprised I haven't seen this elseware on your site, the H.I.N.T. site has a
'Relena Torture' game you guys might like.
http://www.heerosferret.com/toast.html.
Actually, a link to the site is in the links section.
-_-
And, since I've seen this scenario mentioned several times in other people's
kill/torture lists, the wonderful Jade has a semi-PWP, RFO, Relena-bashing,
Lemon by the name of 'Relena's Worst Nightmare'. Mini-Summary: In an attempt to
get Relena to leave him
alone, Heero chains her to the wall while he and Duo. The fic is in Jade's
section at GWA.
http://www.gwaddiction.com
For those interested, go ahead and click on the link.
^^
(Personally, I don't read fics or anything.)
028
[ From: aapje_met@hotmail.com ]
GokuMew2
Hi!
I don't "hate" relena as much as you do. But I just thought this might be a good
way to kill someone and as a yaoi fan I prefer Duo and Heero together, so:
Ever heard the myth about Ariadne, Theseus and the Minotauros? Put relena
instead of Theseus in the labyrinth where the Minotauros lives. I don't think
she would do more than screaming and running around. And I'm as sure as that
she's an ahou, she won't find the exit for the last 24 hours. The Minotauros
will find her by tracing her scent and her terrible voice of course. Because
it's a habit of it to tear things apart, it will do so with relena don't you
think?
I can imagine... The Minotaur would go deaf from
relena's screaming. He'd then run away from relena's awful scent. That's what I
think the outcome will be. The Minotaur will die and relena will be trapped in
there forever.
I forgot to write this yesterday. But I don't think this belongs in your
guestbook either, does it.
This might have done better in the guestbook, but that's okay. ^^
029
[ From: rzorblayd@hotmail.com ]
This question's kinda funny... "Why do you hate Relena?" WHO DOESN'T?
She never does anything, she always gets in the way, and she shouts at Heero,
and she whines! She makes Anime look bad! Here are my ways of killing Relena:
1) Sliced by Sandrock's Cross Crusher
2) Burned by Shenlong's flamethrower
3) Obliterated by Deathscythe's buster shield
4) Beam Gatlinged by Heavyarms
5) Melted by Wing's beam saber
6) Shot at by every human being
GokuMew2
Seem like all the Gundams are gonna have some action, eh? There are many
people in the world. I don't think relena will last to be shot at by everyone.
^^; Well, that is if many people won't mind shooting at a dead carcass. =P
030
[ From:
Beautysmurder@netscape.net ]
I absolutely HATE Relena because...
1.When was the last time she did something useful?Okay SO she makes the whole
gundam wing thing long because shes in the way!If Heero was tring to shoot a
apple with a bow and arrow she would foolishly walk in the way and shout "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrroooooooooooooo!!!!"And
that leads to the next reason.
GokuMew2
Huh, I never thought of it that way. ^^; But hey, more episodes means more
G-boys, right? Perhaps it's a fair trade-off.
2.all she can say is "Heero".That is why she stayed in 1st grade for 5
years(untile they finally got tired of her),all she said and put on her homework
was"Heero!"And maybe a heart or to by the name.
3.she smells like stinky poo -_-()
You've smelled her? o.o;
4.In all her"private"meetings with groups of people on how to"Make the dream
of peace come true"she argues because some may include"Killing Heero"(I would
argue to,Heero's kinda cute but im not eeeevil like her,well actually im worste*snickers*)then
she might walk out!
5.Shes got that look on her face that you just want to punch her for ^^
That's not a look on her face, that is her face! XD
6.some people die just to get away from her.
7.she ignores people and talks about stuff no one can understand.
8.shes a extra for the show,she doesent do anything at all.She sits down,drinks
tea,not giving a damn about Earth,only in Heero la-la land.(BTW your fat picture
of relena from the sims perfectly explains what I mean*cracks up*)
8.any reson possible!!!
I hope Heero kills Relena soon enough,if not,im buying myself a rocket launcher
and going hunting!
relena season: OPEN! ^^
031
[ From:
gigagodzilla@ameritech.net ]
I hate relena because she stalks hero, I think only ax murderers and nuts should
stalk people. TO MUCH PINK!!!!!!!!! How much pink can a person have? Damn
pacifist bitch…..
Ways to kill her:
1. feed her to a Licker*from Resident evil*
2. Give me a knife and 5 minutes alone with her*evil grin*
3. One word ALIEN queen
4. Skin her alive!!!!*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!*
5. Tear her eyes out and shove them up the nose
6. Give duo a razor, he knows what to do*more evil grinning*
7. Chainsaw, very, very, bloody.
That’s all for now BYE!!!
032
[ From:
kawaii_chibi_neko_chan@hotmail.com ]
Hello, I think your site is very cool. I like it a lot how you give good reasons
to hate her. :) Okay, you've probably seen about a billion of these emails by
now about how much people hate Relena, but I'm going to go ahead with this
anyhow.
Reasons to hate her:
1. Her voice is just plain annoying. Of course, all whiny girl's voice is
annoying.
2. She stalks Heero everywhere. Is it her hobby or something? If it is, she
really needs to get a new one.
3. She wears and surrounds herself with WAY too much pink. You could go blind by
just going over to her house, I bet.
4. I hate people who always play "helpless princess". Relena is one of those
people.
5. Pacifist... yeah, right. She tries to shoot Une! Would you call that an act
of pacifism?
6. Pacifist yet again. It's just stupid to believe in pacifism nowadays. Even
more so when the show is going on.
7. She's dumber than a rock. She just won't get a clue about anything.
8. She's made quite a few suffer because of her decisions.
9. She is one of those typical bratty, stuck-up, rich kids. And everybody hates
those (except suck-ups, possibly).
10. Practically everything about her just screams "hate me".
Ways to kill her:
1. The famous pair-up-Heero-with-someone-else.
2. Give her a feast laced with mercury with no food-tester to make sure it's
safe.
3. Just shoot her outright.
4. Three words: medieval torture machines. *grins evilly*
5. Offer her to go with you on a boat ride. Go out into the ocean until you
can't see land anymore, then get Relena to fall off the boat somehow. Try to get
her to fall off without a life-vest. Then speed away without her. You can view
her struggle with binoculars.
6. Invite her to go with you to a trip to Africa to watch the wildlife. Find a
hungry group of carnivores or aggressive animals. Convince Relena to get a
closer look.
7. Go to the Grand Canyon with her. When getting a picture near the edge
(without protective fencing or whatever to prevent you from falling), ask her to
keep backing up until you say for her stop. Don't ever tell her to stop.
8. Go to someplace tropical. Go out on a boat, then two words: shark bait.
9. Bring her to one of those illegal parties where they serve a whole ton of
drugs. Convince her to take some. She'll probably want more in no time,
considering that she's a greedy idiot. Keep giving her more until she dies from
overdose.
10. Stone her.
10 is the number for today it seems like. Oh yeah, and I have a few nicknames
for Relena also: "Relena Piece-o'-crap", "Relena Damn-ien", and "annoying brat".
I hope you enjoyed my list. I sure did. ^_^ Bye! Keep up the great work!
From,
One of your fellow Relena-haters
033
[ From: highlander_2007@yahoo.com
]
Ok y'all, going to look at both sides of the picture here. Relena is a pacifist and there is nothing wrong with that, Quatre (if spelling is off, please excuse, or correct thanks) is a pacifist, and I son't see y'all bashing him.
GokuMew2
Quatre gets no bashing from us because he takes direct action, unlike
relena, and he's just plain cute. ^^
Sithjester
~_~ We know. Like we've told other people, that's because he's an intelligent
pacifist. He does something about it. He's not afraid to fight. He doesn't spend
99% of the time daydreaming about someone who's never expressed an interest in
him. He goes out and kicks ass! And besides, Quatre's adorable, we love Quatre!
However, Relena just stands there and voices her ideals instead of fighting or doing something about them. Quatre (again excuse spelling) get off his butt and fights for a peace that he so dearly wishes to occur.
Exactly, just like I said. So why were you questioning us about why we don't bash him...?
Now I don't care if she is ugly, has a pink limo or sounds like a screeching cat who just got out of a bath tub,
We do. Anime is visual, so the characters we like have to be physically appealing, sad as that is (I mean we as in most people, not just us personally). If they're ugly, if they have annoying voices, we don't want to watch them.
what actually matters is what she belives in and what she does about her beliefs. Don't say she does nothing because she does.
Erm, no she doesn't... She does stuff, but nothing useful...
She establishes a school to educate young people like herself about her familiy's ideals.
A school that incorporates fencing. Very pacifist...
She becomes Queen of the World, and voices her opinon in front of the Romafeller Foundation which her views might get her killed, already her country was decimated by Romafeller, and s! he still managed to stand up and publicly voice what she belives in. I don't know about you, but that has to take a lot of courage especially from a girl who is sixteen.
That's not courage. She didn't "become" Queen of the World through her own magnificent ruling abilities (which she has none of. For God's sake, she uses up her time, money and resources searching for Heero!) she was picked by Romefeller to be their leader, and the Queen, to use her as a figurehead so they could get what they want. In return, they let her babble whatever she wanted. She wasn't in danger of them. The only person that tried to kill her because of all that was Heero.
Now the cons, she pursues pacifism in a totally twisted way. She thinks that mere words will bring world peace. The thought of world peace is naieve. She above all should no that there will always be groups, or a person, who wants to stir up trouble. While measures can be taken to surpress those individuals, there will be others who have been influenced by their leaders and they will follow in their footsteps.
Exactly. You should stick to arguing against. ^_^
034
[ From: rbsmartin@comcast.net ]
Hiya! I'd like to lost off all the reasons I absolutely want to kill the little
stalker bitch from hell, but all of them have already been said ;_; ...most of
them repeatedly. So instead of boring you with that stuff, onto the many fun
ways to kill Relena:
1. I have one word for you: C-4
2. I have another: Napalm
3. Here's two: Hydrogen Bomb - a.k.a. the thing that was dropped on Japan in
WWII, only it would be modified to only blow her to bits
4. Since she always comes back, no matter hwo many times you kill her, a good
way to keep her out of your cozy compound is to shove her worhtless carcass, (or
whatever remains after you've had your fun), into a beat up old shuttle that
barely works, (and of course that you don't want anymore), and program to fly
striaght into the sun! WHOO-HOO! BURN, BITCH, BURN!
5. Incendiaries are always fun, feel completely free to experiment with many at
a time. Setting her on fire with her own hair-care products was exceptionally
entertaining...ahh, <sniff>, does it get any sweeter than that?
6. Here's some fun things you can set Relena next to and see what happens!
(Note: Yes, animals are probably going to be harmed as a result of this, my
condolences to the rest of the animal kingdom.)
A hungry male Siberian Tiger, (largest kitty, can get up to 12 ft long and weigh
over 600 lbs...beh-heh-heh-heh).
A thoroughly sealed gundanium box labeled, "Handle with care" "Live Heero
inside"
Dress her in a pink palm frond, (so she'll actually wear it...ulgh, gawd, no!
pink....), and send her into a forest infested with hungry leaf weasels,
indecentness will insue...you might want a camera. ~_^
7. Torture of all kinds can be made entertaining:
Stretch her on the rack and send her to totally bug the hell out of the NBA.
Flay her skin off inch by inch, (making sure to keep her alive), let her walk
around a highly populated area and once she's heard the screams of a thousand
children, have Heero shoot her with a Minigun! (Miniguns are like machine guns,
only they're the kind that the muzzle spins around. Can be handheld, but quite
large)
Invite her to "tea" with the gun club. Watch the hilarity ensue as they all talk
about guns and weapons, then announce that there will be a live target and point
to Relena, continue to watch.
Ditto to the weapons club...ooooo, sharp and pointy objects...
8. Dress her up as Phantom 90 and transport in all 13 of the Sailor Senshi.
Watch the ultimate hilarity ensue.
And lastly, something I have to say: Not to sound biased, but why did she have
to choose the uber-hotness to stalk?
I leave you with a scary image for all: Pink Spandex.
I wish you the best of luck with this site!
Gundam pilot #10, Ami
035
[ From: AnimeFangrrl@aol.com ]
Well! I really really hate Relena also, buut I do also like reading flames like
you! So I send one now.. You don't have enough and I wanted to read more :( ..
Okay, here goes... Red text is officially flame..
You're so mean! Mean mean meanie pants! Relena is cool! To
make a anti site of her is stupid, you can't hate her that much, can you?? And
the time you must have spent on it! You must be a sad.. stupid little person.
You're such a dumb head... Don't you have anything better to do then hate Relena?
GokuMew2
Kyahaha! XD Thanks, I needed that.
Kick the flame in the pants! I just found how hard it was to flame stuff you
don't really want to flame.. Ah well -shrug- Me tried. DuoxHeero woo! Ahem,
anyway... I like those sim pictures! Heehee the weiss boys and the Relena in the
dark alley, that was goooood... Wah, they were all good.. I suppose that one
stuck out of me from my love of weiss.. Ken Hidaka WOOO!
I can imagine. ^^;
Glad you like!
Anyway.. Great site! I love!!!
Mreow,
--Kristi--
PS: Go to any anime cons?
But of course. ^_~
I go to Fanime. Sithy goes to cons when she can, but there are none that always
attends.
[second email]
Mreow!
I'm not finished yet! Yes, now I will tell you why it is I hate Relena... Oh,
the color pink isn't so bad: Color of Shuichi's hair!! -hearty-eyes- Love
Shuichi! Hate Ayaka.. -twitch twitch- Yuck.. Give Yuki to Shuichi.. Or Shuichi
to Hiro... blarg.. ~.^
Eiri x Shuuichi!!!!!! *ahem*
Shuuichi is special. Yes, special.
Well, I hate Relena because.. she's a poorly created character. First of all her
looks.. couldn't they have made her.. slightly pretty? And her personality
sickens me. Everytime she comes upon my screen a disgusted _expression hits.
She's so.. so... annoying! She is such a stalker! You think she'd understand
that Heero has slightly more important things to worry about then girls, being a
gundam pilot, but nooo. She just keeps on tryin' for him, don't she? -shudder-
I think Relena should die by being thrown out of a helicopter by the Lady Une,
landing in a pile of quick drying cement, She will be stuck there, her feet
cemented to the ground. That's where Heero jumps in, slicing off her head with a
quick swish of Ran's katana. She'll still alive cause she's annoying like that,
her head still yelling the name of her killer as it always seems to be. So in
will come Ken Hidaka the amazing soccer hooligan, who will kick her head across
the city.. The head will crash Quatre's tea party with Trowa, still yelling
Heero. Quickly, Trowa will stomp the head while Quatre pours on it boiling hot
tea. Relena will here meet her end. Or her head will!
Her cementedly stuck body will be chopped into small pieces by the one, the
only, Duo Maxwell. These pieces will be burned, a party will be had by all, and
Relena.. will be gone.
Hm, well thank you for creating the lovely Anti-Relena site you've created, and
please, keep it up. You're doing so well. ^_^
Thanks. ^^
036
[ From:
baby_blue_rose2003@yahoo.ca ]
Hi!!! I definitely approve of 1X2!! It's my favourite yaoi couple... other than
Shuichi and Yuki in "Gravitation... ^_^ I adore your pics!!! Some of them were
really kawaii(cute)!!! The Sims pics and the other made up or drawn pics were
really awesome!! Wow, is the first pic in the "Heero likes Duo better" section
really official?! That's GREAT!!!! Heero and relena... KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Kowai!!
**that's HORRIBLE!!!** I can't imagine anyone with relena!! That shrieking voice
of a banshee is enough to scare anyone away... She keeps saying that she wants
Heero to kill her... I really wish he did.... Please... someone! Shove her off
that cliff she's always standing on... Heero, just shoot her already!! relena ga
kirai! (I hate relena) I really enjoyed visiting your site!! ^+++^ Keep it up!
GokuMew2
Umm... If you haven't noticed, we do understand Japanese... There was no need
for translations.
037
[ From: EvraeAltana37@aol.com ]
The world would be a better place without Relena. She gives girls a bad name. I
mean come on, no one in their right mind, or not would act like a freakin psycho
obsessive stalker bitch. There's nothing good about her, and she has no point in
the show. Yea Quatre and relelna could be compared, both believing in peace and
what not. But come on who could hate the Q-man?
To kill her, ummm...maybe have her watch Dup and Heero kiss? haha. That would be
funny. Or have her meet me in a dark ally. I'll kill her. haha. *gets shifty
eyes....*
GokuMew2
*sees Heero kiss "Dup"* Hmm... Somehow the impact wasn't the same. =P
038
[ From:
the_dark_carni_khell@yahoo.com ]
I some how managed to find you page and found it very amusing. Keep up the good
work.
GokuMew2
Hello. Glad you found our page and enjoyed it. ^^
Just one thing I found in the Why you don't hate her section. It went as
follows:
Heero loves her. I know that it may not seem that way, but take into
consideration the following:
- he kissed her in Blind Target (she even looked surprised)
- in Blind Target also, he caressed her hair
I wonder if the person that wrote that knew that Blind Target and Ground Zero
were just versions of what COULD have happened between Battlefield of Pacifists
and Endless Walts. They weren't what really happened but what people thought or
wanted to happen. Just found it amusing.
Who knows... That's why we don't use scenes from the
manga as evidence.
Still love the page and hope to see more in the future!
Please visit us again. ^^
039
[ From:
vikkig@comcast.net ]
It's a little hard to believe that there's an anti-Relena site that is also
anti-yaoi to some degree. But this is not it, and I know that. (That site I was
talking about is elsewhere...)
GokuMew2
Uhh... Thanks for the info? .o.o;;
I personally think that Relena being pink is a stupid reason to hate her. But
you don't hate her for that reason (definitely not alone... you probably just
think that's a joke). You hate her because she's annoying. She's a baka who
doesn't know when to stop.
I personally think your pictures from The Sims are... hilarious! I'm telling
you, if I had access to that game in some form right now (I don't), I'd probably
do what you did.
*monstrous grin*
040
[ From:
irish_rebel85@yahoo.com ]
Mornin y'all!!
First thing that gets me about relena is that she has little or no point in the
story...(makes you wonder if the writers got bored...hmmm...) She stands around
either fawning over Heero, or begging him to kill her...GRRR! MAKE UP YOUR MIND
WOMAN!! Guess it is because she is so flippin psycho, she can't make up her
mind. Her country that her parents owned, while a good idea, was seriously too
much for her to chew on...she didn't even have the common sense to create a
defensive force to defend her maggot of a country (this is where Noin
shines...KICK BUTT NOIN!!) She knew she was controversial, so the big question,
is what is stupider...stirring a bees nest or not creating defenses for your
blasted country? Second, the whole stalker thing...tell me who goes from France
to Antartica to stop an honorable duel between two titans? (for those of you who
say she did this out of love, get a grip, that ain't love...that is just plain
obsession...) Third, (I'll probaly cut m! y rant here, 10 pager due by Fri...grrrr...college
can really get on your nerves...) while I am non-yaoi, I still think that 1x2 is
a hellava lot better than 1xr..::shuders at the thought:: She has no attractive
attributes at all...(she makes Hilde look like a Victoria Secret model...) her
voice...it is waaaaaayyyy to cheerful...had an english teacher who had a voice
like that...ooohhh the horror...the utter horror...okay, I know I said I'd cut
this off, but what fun is an anti relena rant without coming with fun ways to
kill her...shall we begin?
::taps podium with pointer:: Now pay attention class...
1.) knife her...seriously, have heero seduce her...(no sweat right? lol) and
have him slit her throat...
2.) hehehe...ya know when Chuckie pulls that guy into the garbage truck in the
second movie....hehehe
3.) Ya know, the gundams are so busy fighting people, just have Escaflowne step
on her to save the gundams time
4.) Running of the bulls...Pampola (sp?) Spain...the bulls will definatley go
after her...hehehe
5.) save the best for last...Tiny pygmies that run at you, bite off your ankles,
and stab you reapeatadly with spears that have tips the size of your tumb...that
would be fun...did I mention the tips were poisoned?
Well, it was fun...had nothing better to do...but hey, it was still muy muy
divertido! lol!
Take care y'alls, Irish Rebel
GokuMew2
Woo hoo! We've got the support of an Irish rebel!
041
[ From:
sp767_darkness@yahoo.com ]
Connection established: Hey, this is Synthetic.
Your site is really great and you have awesome arguments in your site. I must
agree on everything--Relena? Mature? I think not. I bet if we told her that
Heero was part of a cannibalistic tribe, she'd still go after him like the dense
idiot that she is. Doesn't she have better things to do than to stalk him and
whine his name for the world to hear? Like maybe rule her kingdom? And she
didn't do a very good job either--she dropped her people like a hot potato and
surrendered. What kind of a leader is that? If her example to her people is to
give up when faced with danger instead of figuring out some other way--then
she's nowhere near a very good role model either.
I've also heard this girl (if we could call her that--I thought she was a boy
when I first saw her in that government outfit with her hair tied) talk in both
the dub and in the Japanese versions. I must say--I ruined my hearing and
everytime I'd hear her talk. I'd wince and shove my head under a pillow to shut
out that harpy when she screeches out Heero's name. Still doesn't work! And
besides, since when is screaming at the top of your lungs, "Heero, come and kill
meeeeeeeeee!!!" something that anyone with a decent mind would do?!
Ways to kill the pacifist queen:
Killing her should be easy. We could:
>Get a large vat of boiling oil and dump her in it...
>Strap her to the ship that takes the Gundams to the sun and let her go along
with it...
>Stuff her into a sack tied to the hooves of stallions and have them drag her
over a spiky road...
>...or we could just throw said sack into a a piranha pool--no, that'd probably
kill the piranhas...
>Whatever everyone else thinks of--I want to try my ideas first. ^_^
Keep up your site, and I loved the entire thing, especially the Sims pictures
you made.
Synthetic
PS.
I agree with the Ayaka thing. I hate that bitch.
042
[ From:
pidgeonladyninja@hotmail.com ]
hmmm....I suppose shes not so bad....except for the little fact that SHE DRIVES
AROUND IN A GOD DAMED PINK LIMO!!!!!!! I'm sorry but that is just *wrong*! only
barbie and polly pocket are ment to have pink limos. She also stands on a cliff
or out a windo and yells HEEEEEEEERROOOOOO COME KILL ME! or somethin to that
extent. what kind of freak does that? he is also ugly. have you seen her in that
'queen' costume? She looks like some one whos had too many face lifts. Lastly,
she stalks Heero *WAY* too much and she gets between Duo and Heeros
relationship. (1x2 forever!)
I think we should burn her at the stake like Joan of Ark (but not because shes
saintly or anythin. But because shes a witch...or more like a stalker bitch.)
PS. when Joan of Ark was killed, they tied her to the stake in such a way that
she copuldn't die quickly from the smoke, but was literaly, burned alive.
painful.
hehehehehehehehe fire burn BURN!
043
[ From:
lianmcintyre@shaw.ca ]
Okay. So Relena... hmm. There are so many reasons to hate her. First...she's a
bitch. Second, her god damn voice is just so freaking irritating (going by the
english version, but meh). Third, how many times did Heero reject her? Like when
she invited him to her birthday and he ripped up her invitiation and TOLD HER he
would kill her... Uh, didn't seem like a pick up line to me there hun. Oy.
Fourth, she's not the most attractive character (although, I'll give her credit
when she's ACTUALLY queen, in that one scene
where she's dressed all fancy. but that's all). Fifth, her stalking of Heero
seems kind of well.... desperate. Makes her seem pretty pathetic if ya ask me.
And since this is why I hate her, then I suppose you have. Hm. Sixth; the damn
girl is spoiled, which is probably why she doesn't give up on Heero, seeing as
she assumes that she can and will get everything she wants. Ugh.... can't stand
her.
Now... ways for her to die. I just think that Heero should stomp on her with
Wing. Quick, to the point and then no more Relena the stalker (*cheers*). Or
they could tie her to a chair, and make small incision cuts, just deep enough
that there's gonna be some good blood flow, all over her and then leave her to
bleed to death. Albiet that her mouth would be ducktaped shut. Lord knows we
don't want her screaming for Heero.
Anyways... seems decent enough to me. Death to the pacifist bitch!
044
[ From:
Cool.Nanon@pandora.be ]
Why I hate Relena you ask?
1. She's fucking ugly
2. She stalks Heero
3. She thinks she can get anything she wants
4. In most 1X2-fics, she doesn't think about Duo and sometimes does cruel things
to them (Now I hate her even more 'cause I'm a Duo fan)
5. She can't take a hint (I was really hoping Heero would kill her)
6. Heero fell in Relena's arms while it should have been in Duo's.
7. SHE JUST WON'T DIE (DIE, DIE YOU EVIL BITCH)
045
[ From:
figure.09@comcast.net ]
I think it's a little stupid that people keep bitching and moaning about how
naive and pathetic it is to devote a site to Anti-R. It's just as naive as
devoting a site to some fictional character you love, isn't it? So we're sick
little otaku with webspace and free time and sercret doujinshi stashes. So? The
haters are sheletered posers who are more than likely an only-child and have no
one better to harrass. A message to all you anti-anti-Relena types: Let us hate
Relena in peace, and we'll let you hate us in peace. ^_~
On a side note...1x2 forever!
(Tohru Azumi does some really excellent work on her shounen-ai doujinshi ^^)